John Mayer sucks

Sorry for the obvious bit of news, but new evidence further solidifies my correct and undeniable statement of fact that John Mayer does indeed suck. In a recent interview the pot-smoking, ugly washed-up actress dating diva decided to take a swipe at Guitar Hero and its fans, calling them “wannabes.” Seriously, John? You think we all believe we’re doing anything more than just playing a game? Choice quotes include:

“Guitar Hero was devised to bring the guitar-playing experience to the masses without them having to put anything into it.

“And having done both, there’s nothing like really playing guitar. I mean, what would you rather drive, a Ferrari or one of those amusement-park cars on a track?”

Awesome, dude. You told all of us. You told us good.

This guitar has six strings, not 5 buttons. Therefore, I am awesome.

Shut up, John. I bet you play Madden. Oh, does that mean you’re an NFL wannabe? Yes. Yes, it does. Your songs still suck.

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MCMARK

dude is a major dooooosh, I totally agree with everything you said except you didn’t use enough eff words.

chrisbg99

Is he so insecure that the thought of regular folks playing Guitar Hero (or Rock Band) is such a threat to his career?

I never see sports players get all pissed that people enjoy playing sports games. In fact they are often big fans themselves.

Justalady

I don’t see why any of you people , take anything John mayer say seriously. Because he don’t believe the bullshit he say. I think he say and do stupid stuff. to see how many stupid people he can get to react and respond to.
Actually everytime you take the time to bitch about him. You keep his name out there…

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