Sorry for the obvious bit of news, but new evidence further solidifies my correct and undeniable statement of fact that John Mayer does indeed suck. In a recent interview the pot-smoking, ugly washed-up actress dating diva decided to take a swipe at Guitar Hero and its fans, calling them “wannabes.” Seriously, John? You think we all believe we’re doing anything more than just playing a game? Choice quotes include:
“Guitar Hero was devised to bring the guitar-playing experience to the masses without them having to put anything into it.
“And having done both, there’s nothing like really playing guitar. I mean, what would you rather drive, a Ferrari or one of those amusement-park cars on a track?”
Awesome, dude. You told all of us. You told us good.
This guitar has six strings, not 5 buttons. Therefore, I am awesome.
Shut up, John. I bet you play Madden. Oh, does that mean you’re an NFL wannabe? Yes. Yes, it does. Your songs still suck.
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